So a few years ago I got a set of stickers from Jet.com that had funny sayings on them. For example: “Open quickly (might be a puppy)” and “Shake thoroughly. (But seriously, don’t shake)”. I couldn’t find any online, so I figured maybe I’ll make my own. What are good things I could put on them?
Don’t open in front of the kids. Seriously
Fragile… Just kidding. Your ego didn’t fit.
It wasn’t expensive. Don’t worry.
I used this much tape on purpose
Be careful, I need this wrapping paper
It’s not what you think it is.
See. I can wrap all by myself!
What? You thought it would be bigger?
For individual use only. Not for regifting.
Open gently, bees are sleeping.
“I hope you asked for disappointment for Christmas”
“Bad Dragon discrete packaging”
“For external use only”
“The wrapping counts as part of the present”
“It’s the thought that counts right?”
“Please act excited”
Bad dragon, i love that technology company!
“You know it’s just a box right?”
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