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Wait til OP finds out about Craigslist.
Texas is a unique place.
That isn’t just limited to Texas. This would fit in just right in PA
Redneck Georgia too.
No good up here in Saskatchewan, you would have to use a gopher
Y’all ready for a wild ride through the most fashion-forward shifter boot experience this side of the Mississippi? Picture this: you’re sittin’ pretty in your trusty ol’ jalopy, gear-shifting like a champion, but somethin’s missin’, ain’t it? That’s right, it’s the unmistakable touch of Mother Nature herself, wrapped around your shifter like a cozy critter hug. Introducin’… wait for it… the Squirrel Shift Sack!
Now, I reckon y’all might be thinkin’, “Why in tarnation would I want a shifter boot made from squirrel fur?” Well, lemme tell ya, it’s a revolution in automobile elegance! Just imagine cruisin’ down them dusty roads, feelin’ that squirrelly softness under your palm, like you’re holdin’ onto a piece of the wilderness right there in your rig. Ain’t nothin’ more exhilaratin’ than shiftin’ gears while a squirrel’s cheerin’ you on from beyond the grave.
You see, folks, this ain’t just any ol’ shifter boot – it’s a statement. It says, “I’m a pioneer of panache, a trendsetter with a taste for the untamed.” And don’tcha worry ‘bout them PETA folks – these here squirrels done lived their lives to the fullest, and now they’re enhancin’ your automotive experience like never before.
Now, I know what y’all are thinkin’: “How in blazes do I get my mitts on one of these critter-cozy shifter boots?” Fear not, my friend, ‘cause we’ve got a whole network of squirrel wranglers scourin’ the backwoods for the finest furs. We treat them squirrels with respect, givin’ ‘em the send-off they deserve, honorin’ their memory as they ride shotgun in your ride.
So, if y’all wanna make your gear-shiftin’ game as smooth as a skunk’s backside, you better believe the Squirrel Shift Sack is the way to go. It’s quirky, it’s cozy, and it’s downright country cool. Get ready to show off your squirrel swagger and leave them other drivers in the dust, wishin’ they had a piece of that woodland wonder right in their palms. Saddle up, folks – it’s time to squirrel up your ride!
Is this a meme though?
Words on an image that created humor, so I’d say so.
Not gonna lie I would buy this. One hell of a story. Call it a squifter.
Can’t wait for their “three on the tree” variant.
The squirrel shifter or how I‘d call it: The squirter
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