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That entire sentence sounds like a title of a visual novel
When you are your pet’s familiar.
‘Normal D&D character’ is an oxymoron.
Neutral good human fighter?
Bold of you to assume that your cat was offering you that choice… :-P
Bold of that cat to make demands of their patron
Bold of that cat to be a cat.
Ftfy - you were being redundant. (\s :-P)
We all joke about cats only wanting wet food, but like… They have a mouth full of needle teeth, they were never meant to eat hard pebbles.