a few months ago I was dating a girl. my cat loved her, she purred a lot when I had her over.

and I’m bi, so now I’m seeing a guy. first time I bring this dude over, she seems chill with him at first… until we start making out.

we’re sitting, facing each other on my bed, and a few seconds into kissing my cat jumps on the bed and BITES HIS TOE. he laughs it off but it kinda ruined the mood so we just played some videogames and flirted. a couple days ago, I try bringing him over again: my cat GROWLS at him when he pets her. we tried kissing again and she attempts the same shit of attacking him. I shooed her away and she just stared at us in the corner all upset (I’m in a studio apartment)

for the most part she’s so well-behaved around anyone else. why is my cat cock blocking me?? I’m probably gonna have to wait til our semester starts and I can come over to his dorm

  • thelastknowngod@lemm.eeEnglish
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    1 year ago

    Our friend started seeing a new guy. Her cat bit his balls the first time they were sleeping together. True story. This legit happened like a week ago.

    Could be worse.

    • mar_k [he/him]@hexbear.netOPEnglish
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      1 year ago

      I was actually grabbing his face and the second time I was sorta above/on top of him so I feel like it would look like I was hurting him if anything?

  • Frank [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.netEnglish
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    1 year ago

    Well there are a couple of options.

    First, he’s an evil wizard and your cat is trying to warn you. And then the only other possibility is that your cat is an evil wizard who has fallen in love with you and is cock-blocking out of jealousy.

    • mar_k [he/him]@hexbear.netOPEnglish
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      1 year ago

      First, he’s an evil wizard and your cat is trying to warn you

      Holy shit this this comment is coincidental. I literally jokingly asked him if he was casting spells a few days ago. He smokes a lot of weed/does a lot of mushrooms and has a spotify playlist called “music for magic” with a drawing of a wizard as the cover photo. He also has these cryptic writings on his wall that I have a picture of: