One of my middle-school English classes handed out a list of Shakespearean insults and paired us off to stand up in front of the class and have, essentially, a rap battle trading insults appropriate to the person. I was paired off with a girl I legitimately didn’t like very much and I got a little bit personal with her and she fired back with absolute venom. I’m not gonna lie, she fucked me up. I remember she called me “hind-bred.”