• TranscendentalEmpire@lemm.ee
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    8 months ago

    Idk, I can definitely find something in the mall that can help me trap/ kill a couple snakes. I can’t say the same thing about a silverback.

    Plus, the snakes are just as likely to attack each other than anything, with apes you always gotta worry about them teaming up.

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      8 months ago

      I was gonna say. The gorilla is a 800lb. problem that requires stealth, strength, and fast thinking to deal with. You’d need a smarter plan than “lure him into Banana Republic and close the security gate with him inside.” But you will need a plan.

      Also, accidentally make eye contact or show your teeth to that ape and you’re dead; like your shoes came off, dead. Can’t say the same for the snakes.

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        8 months ago

        lure him into Banana Republic

        “I wish to lodge a formal complaint about the ludicrously misleading naming of this establishment.”

        Signed Buford Francis Gorilla