“Sure, the outside is a little weird, but does it really need to be in this community?”
Picture 5: “Oh, found the bad one”
Picture 31: “Holy shit!”
Yeah, that went from, ‘just slap some paint on it’ to M.C. Escher real quick.
Picture 18: “Good Lord, wtf”
See, Picture 18 was what made me think that that had a thing going, and I could respect it even though I didn’t get it. 31 made me nope right out again.
Too many choices have been made here
Looks like an ancient McMansion
Nothing like watching yourself poop… and hearing it echo…
Those swirly red walls… ugh.
Picture #6. If you remember the original DOOM video game, it’s those rooms where John Romero was going for that weird Lovecraftian vibe where you’re horrifyingly inside the flesh and organs of a vast living entity, but the textures don’t quite line up correctly.
Well mom, remember my dream of owning a big house on a hill and how I used to wish for a living room with a plaster lion in it from Mexico and how I always wanted a large twenty four seat dining table in a dining room with original oil paintings by Michelangelo and Rembrandt and remember how I always wanted a rotating bed with pink chiffon and zebra stripes and remember how I used to chit chat with dad about always wanting a bathtub shaped like a clam and an office with orange and white stripes and remember how much I wanted an all red billiard room with a giant stuffed camel and how I wanted a disco room with my own disco dancers and a party room with fancy friends and remember how much I wanted a big backyard with Grecian statues, s-shaped hedges and three swimming pools? Well, I got that too.
From “The Jerk”
