• The Snark Urge@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    I’m only snarking them because they chose to live in America (bad mistake) and they said they’re in LA (they have options). They’re not a victim of circumstance, they’re a garbage seeking intercontinental shithead.

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      4 months ago

      I’d like to shove a 6" honey-oat turkey breast and ham with lettuce, light mayo and black olives into your sarcastic mouth son

      • The Snark Urge@lemmy.world
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        4 months ago

        You think nobody thought of that, Jared? Why didn’t they find fish DNA in the tuna sandwiches? They can’t even legally call their bread “bread” in places with normal food laws.

        It’s bad food, but as each new historical crime against humanity teaches us, you truly can get used to anything.