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minus-squaresouthsamurai@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up16·3 months agoMy cousin: hey man, what’s that say? Me: there’s an entire menu, which part? My cousin: yeah, yeah, that’s what I mean. Me: you want me to read the whole menu, sitting in the drive through? My cousin: yeah, man, you fucking rock, can you do it in an Irish accent? Me: jaysus feckin christ, I’m not reading the entire menu My cousin: dude, c’mon, I can’t read it all. Me: it’s the same as it always is, and you get the same thing every time My cousin: nah, man, I promise, I won’t get a chalupa this time. Me: sigh I swear to fucking god, if you order a chalupa, you’re walking home. My cousin: yeah, man, no problem, I love you man. Me: reads the entire fucking menu until we get to chalupas My cousin: yeah, that! I want a fucking chalupa! Me: bangs head against steering wheel Me: orders fucking chalupas Also me: kicks cousin out of car and drives home slowly so he doesn’t get lost, eating the damn chalupas myself
My cousin: hey man, what’s that say?
Me: there’s an entire menu, which part?
My cousin: yeah, yeah, that’s what I mean.
Me: you want me to read the whole menu, sitting in the drive through?
My cousin: yeah, man, you fucking rock, can you do it in an Irish accent?
Me: jaysus feckin christ, I’m not reading the entire menu
My cousin: dude, c’mon, I can’t read it all.
Me: it’s the same as it always is, and you get the same thing every time
My cousin: nah, man, I promise, I won’t get a chalupa this time.
Me: sigh I swear to fucking god, if you order a chalupa, you’re walking home.
My cousin: yeah, man, no problem, I love you man.
Me: reads the entire fucking menu until we get to chalupas
My cousin: yeah, that! I want a fucking chalupa!
Me: bangs head against steering wheel
Me: orders fucking chalupas
Also me: kicks cousin out of car and drives home slowly so he doesn’t get lost, eating the damn chalupas myself