cleanprairiedog@lemmy.world to shitposting@lemmy.ml · 7 months agoI glued my balls to my butthole again. What should I do?lemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up158arrow-down15
arrow-up153arrow-down1external-linkI glued my balls to my butthole again. What should I do?lemmy.worldcleanprairiedog@lemmy.world to shitposting@lemmy.ml · 7 months agomessage-square11fedilink
minus-squareandrewta@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down2·7 months agoI say just grab and yank, what’s the worst that can happen?
minus-squareagamemnonymous@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·7 months agoYou could stretch your scrotum out like a yard
minus-squareGlitterInfection@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·7 months agoThe robot in the picture says to avoid doing that because it “could cause skin irritation or injury.” But it doesn’t even HAVE its own skin.
minus-squarecleanprairiedog@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down1·7 months agoI tried that now my scrotum is stretched out like a fucking yard!
I say just grab and yank, what’s the worst that can happen?
Why not fart real hard
You could stretch your scrotum out like a yard
The robot in the picture says to avoid doing that because it “could cause skin irritation or injury.” But it doesn’t even HAVE its own skin.
I tried that now my scrotum is stretched out like a fucking yard!
We call that a good start.