https://global-tetrahedron.com/about
Hmm, I wonder why this shadowy organization sounds so… familiar?
https://www.google.com/search?q=site%3Atheonion.com+"global+tetrahedron"
I think it might be safe to file this one under “Good News.” It sounds like everyone kept their jobs and the union is intact.
Dinosaurs destroy man… women inherit the earth
— Dr. Ellie Sattler, ahem
She’s a world-renowned paleobotanist. Just because she’s a woman (and fictitious) doesn’t make her any less-deserving of a citation.
:P