• dumbass
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    4 months ago

    Hahahahah bitch you gonna die soon, there’s only so much stimulants a 77 year old cheeseburger addict can take before that decrepit clogged heart of yours goes boom.

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      4 months ago

      Don’t underestimate the magic of presidential healthcare.

      Nixon was the last president to die before his nineties.

      If Trump were a regular person like the rest of us, he’d likely already be dead, but whatever voodoo those presidential doctors perform, I wouldn’t be surprised to see him zombie along for another twenty years.