“Oh, no, not like that. I just take her on a journey through pain and pleasure, tell her what to do, act out wild fantasies, bring her to the brink of tears and have her thank me for it. You know, roleplaying. We actually have a bunch of other guys who do it with us. It’s not weird or anything. If you’d like, I wouldn’t mind having you too!”
Dungeons and (bad) Dragons
“You know, I only really need one or two of these at a time, but I just like collecting them. It’s just so nice shaking them in my hand. I must have spent a fortune on them at this point. Heck, I’m even thinking of getting some resin and making my own!”
Wouldn’t be the first time.
Dungeons and (bed) Dragons
- ftfy:-P
Just for reference, Bad Dragon is a famous dildo brand, so their joke didn’t really need fixing.
I get the sense that you aren’t familiar with ‘Bad Dragon’, maybe Google can help you. ;)
Oh, you mean the company that sells game mats and T-shirts?
And hats!
My sweet summer child…
DISHWASHER-SAFE!? My how technology has changed… :-P
Feeling enlightened?
I know, right? Fuckin’ wild! So, tell us which one you decide to get!
I’ve been super fortunate with my previous purchases, so most definitely will keep that going for as long as I can to avoid spending more money. Ikr, so practical… - maybe I should consider taking a walk on the wild side! :-P
It goes both ways!
Implying BDSM isn’t some nerd shit
BDSM and kink is just being nerdy about sex
Really? That would explain some things…
Look at these perverts using acronyms! Fucking nerdverts!
I kept going to keep going to Games Workshop desperate to find a Dungeon Master, but they keep talking to me about some fantasy game. What am I doing wrong?
Yeah, Games Workshop sells wargames, not RPGs. You want the local board game store.
Jokes on you I met my players in my local bdsm community. I couldn’t think of a place more likely to have a bunch of socially capable people interested in pf2
Yeah it’s even more intimate than they could even begin to imagine.
Most of the stuff here I can’t relate to as I scroll by (I’m not really into card/dice based rpgs) but this one, uhhhh… 😳
They aren’t familiar with D&D