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F35 stands for “Flies, 35 seconds”
begging for the US military to start contracting elon musk for weapons development so more funny shit like this can happen
Unbreakable glass above the ejection seat.
ejection seat comes with a subscription
plane is flown with touch screen and it has drifting controls
makes plane bulky to look cooler but it ruins the thermodynamics
Countermeasures are a DLC that get’s fucked with every update.
imagining a pilot desperately trying to press ‘reschedule software update’ in the middle of a dogfight
Sidebar, should I watch She-Ra? How’s the politics?
politics are dumbish, very lib but its pretty gay which makes it cooler
read unjust depths instead
white men can’t
jumpflyWow. Is that 2 in as many days?
Alas. If NATO ever tries to take these things in to a shooting war the logistics train is going to collapse in a week.
the logistics train
Logistics what? Not in my murica
Don’t worry, we’ll carve tunnels that will fit exactly one car built with no tolerances
Hahahahahahahahahahshahhs
“Please don’t tell the Houthis that this is why we don’t have healthcare.”
if the pilot survived they should be charged with whatever the fuck id be charged with if i went and set an entire hillside on fire
On the upside, he did destroy a F35.
The pilot ejected before and only got injured
Mission failed, we’ll get 'em next time.
Sounds like littering, being a public nuisance, negligence, endangerment of everybody on that road, uhhhh idk probably a bunch of other shit i could come up with if i were a prosecutor
get em
This brave pilot can continue their fight against the threat of F35’s!
Even Boeing crashes F-35…
Common USAF L
takeoff
Well there’s your problem
Why are warplanes taking off from a civilian airport?
National Guard forces, refueling, transit.
Also that’s a pretty normal thing across the globe. It’s pretty expensive and wasteful to maintain dedicated military airbases in places you don’t need them, and there is absolutely no reason to not land jets at a civilian airport to refuel or something similar.
Even military aircraft aren’t safe when it’s Boeing :skull:
Aim for the tower 7 next time
That hillside was clearly a CCP sympathizer brainwashed by TikTok. We need to put forward a new bill in congress named “Countering CCP Hillsides”.
Its okay boss, I could never land the plane when playing Top Gun either.
