• Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM
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    4 months ago

    Sorry, all I remember is the rivers of blood. And do you know how much blood it takes to fill a river? I was squeezing it out of corpses for days.

    • dumbass
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      4 months ago

      Why didn’t you use the blood drainer 5000? We had like 10 of them!

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          4 months ago

          Wait you’re not made of genocide money?

          Ohhh, shit, hmmm, I got a few things I gotta send back then.

      • GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca
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        4 months ago

        Kids these days! Back in my day we stacked the corpses high enough to have gravity squeeze the juices out!