In local news, a man’s reaction to his six-year-old son’s excitement over catching a six-inch bluegill has raised eyebrows in the community. Despite the child’s genuine joy and enthusiasm at reeling in his first catch, the father expressed disappointment, considering it a “pathetic” accomplishment.

Sources close to the situation reported that the father muttered, “Big deal, anyone can catch a bluegill. They’re practically brain-dead and will bite anything you throw at them, even a bare hook. It’s not like he caught a trophy bass or anything worth bragging about.”

Read the rest of the hilarious satire news article here at TattletaleTimes.com

    • VelvetStorm@lemmy.world
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      5 months ago

      It’s exactly what I’m looking for in a satire news site. I’m tired of the onion making articles that just seem like regular news, although that’s less their fault and more the fault of society.