• Snapz@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    You got an ouchie on your feefees, bud?

    The child presents as “gee whiz, aww shucks mister” and then his words are increasingly harsh and abrupt (coincidentally, they are also true). The juxtaposition in the child’s presentation is objectively funny.

    If the precocious little guy was here right now, he’d probably be eating a giant novelty lollipop and asking you if you brush your teeth every time you get done licking those boots.

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        5 months ago

        Doesn’t actually seem like you think at all, just react - likely because you or someone you know is a cop and you’re either in denial of the bigger known reality of cops at scale or you simply lack the basic empathy to consider any experience outside of your own first hand account of the world.

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            5 months ago

            I don’t think it’s every cop’s dick, I think at the most it’s every other cop… Scary enough to give yourself a built-in breather and time to wipe up.

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                Look at you telling on yourself left and right… Just showing your whole ass.

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                    5 months ago

                    Just playing all the hits aren’t you? Just keep on embarrassing yourself, bud. You’re on a roll!