Christ in the House of Martha and Mary (Dutch: Christus in het huis van Martha en Maria) is a painting finished in 1655 by the Dutch Golden Age painter Johannes Vermeer. It is now in the Scottish National Gallery in Edinburgh. It is the largest painting by Vermeer and one of the very few with an overt religious motive (63"x56").
“So I say '…everyone pays for their own food an drink separately. I mean, I just ordered water all night, and Judas bitches about it…”
Mary: Fascinating, please go on…