Tankiedesantski [he/him]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year agoI sense a disturbance in the Force. As if a dozen Onion writers cried out at the same time and suddenly snapped their pencils.hexbear.netimagemessage-square58fedilinkarrow-up1112arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1112arrow-down1imageI sense a disturbance in the Force. As if a dozen Onion writers cried out at the same time and suddenly snapped their pencils.hexbear.netTankiedesantski [he/him]@hexbear.net to the_dunk_tank@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square58fedilinkfile-text
minus-squaretactical_trans_karen [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·1 year ago Can we get an emoji of this now?
minus-squareTankiedesantski [he/him]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·1 year ago“They forgot to put vinegar on my chips. This is my personal 9/11.”
minus-squareMehrunes_Laser [comrade/them, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·1 year agoWhat emotion is that face expressing?
minus-squaretactical_trans_karen [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39·1 year agoJ*urnalism 🤮
minus-squarestar_wraith [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·1 year agoReading her brief bio, she’s not even some natsec ghoul with like a PhD in “International Relations” and time in a think tank. Literally just a random person who has been given a platform so her opinions seem important.
minus-squaretactical_trans_karen [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·1 year agoAnd looking at her profile pic, there’s something uncanny… her eyes feel vacant. Which bears out in her writing.
minus-squareThisMachineKillsFascists [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 year agoLead poisoning stare
minus-squareJoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·1 year agoCan confirm, i’m a journalologist and this journalist is definitely having a journalism.
minus-squarePluto [he/him, he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 year agoJournos, amirite?
minus-squarethe_post_of_tom_joad [any, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·1 year agoShe has that horrifying “babe in Christ” zeal in her eyes doesn’t she?
Can we get an emoji of this now?
“They forgot to put vinegar on my chips. This is my personal 9/11.”
What emotion is that face expressing?
J*urnalism 🤮
Reading her brief bio, she’s not even some natsec ghoul with like a PhD in “International Relations” and time in a think tank. Literally just a random person who has been given a platform so her opinions seem important.
And looking at her profile pic, there’s something uncanny… her eyes feel vacant. Which bears out in her writing.
Lead poisoning stare
Can confirm, i’m a journalologist and this journalist is definitely having a journalism.
Journos, amirite?
Zealotry
She has that horrifying “babe in Christ” zeal in her eyes doesn’t she?