Absolutely beyond parody.

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    • RyanGosling [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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      1 year ago

      I’ll teach you basic economics for free, tankie, since you people want everything for free

      Free market 101:

      1. Demand communist enemy become more capitalist
      2. Communist enemy becomes more capitalist
      3. Export your domestic labor to communist enemy
      4. Enjoy cheap manufactured goods
      5. Citizens become angry because they lose their jobs
      6. Blame the communist enemy for being devious, asiatic, and scrupulous to flame nationalism
      7. Die
      8. Failsons take over and become genuinely confused as to why China dominates manufacturing
      9. Failsons start a nuclear war
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      1 year ago

      It’s not faaaaaair! They know that if they give us what we want a low price we’ll become lazy and indolent as a society. They can’t just use that against us!