• psmgx@lemmy.world
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    We find that men who are more dissatisfied with the size of their penises are less likely to personally own guns across outcomes, including any gun ownership, military-style rifle ownership, and total number of guns owned. The inverse association between penis size dissatisfaction and gun ownership is linear; however, the association is weakest among men ages 60 and older.

    Presumably because them small dick motherfuckers spent all their money on giant trucks instead

  • remotelove@lemmy.ca
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    Ok, that is funny. However, this little nugget will help me sleep at night:

    we failed to observe any differences in personal gun ownership between men who have and have not attempted penis enlargement

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      Yeah there’s the rub . . . uh, so to speak. They qualified “men dissatisfied with their penis size” as “men who have tried penis enlargement”

      That’s just too much of a reach.

  • Jolteon@lemmy.zip
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    Authoritarians: Don’t ask questions you don’t want to know the answers to.

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    I’m liberal, have a larger than average dick, and have never worried for a second about its size. Also, have had at least 50+ lovers.

    And I own shitloads of guns.