“Hey Bert! How ya been, man?”

“Good, good. Little swooping, little munching, y’know - ha ha”

“Hey is that a transmitter on your back?”

“Oh, uhh . . yeah I guess I got caught somewhere in the Dakotas. It’s no big deal. I remembered the guy’s face. He’s totally gonna get a foot to the face!”

“Yeah I bet I know the guy you’re talking about. I’ve had mine for a year now.”

Giddyup!

They could, but a lot of idiot children decided not to support the party that would have done that because unnamed randos on the interwebs told them not to. So that’s not going to happen. Again.

I doubt they actually make the phones - don’t they outsource it?

Plus Alphabet includes Boston Dynamics and other weird things they probably definitely shouldn’t be doing.

Yes, I’m also pleased with the tenor of the times.

FYI Lemmy will ultimately fail because the lead dev is a pathetic despot tankie manchild, as bad as the worst mods on reddit.

Fork it and move on.

Don’t be the boy . . . Don’t be the boy . . .

Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty

Below Mount Avalanche

We will always love Kamp Krusty

. . A registered trademark of the Krusty Corporation . . All rights reeeeserrrrrrrved!

Could Boeing’s management not fuck up royally for five minutes?

Yay

At first, AI. Then guns.

‘King of Tik Tok’ has to be the worst insult ever. Like, damn dude could you not have even tried to be a shitheel CEO?

Man, these trained professionals are on it.

Dead on.

As they say.

Yeah they have no idea.

That reminds me they didn’t put this much effort into finding the woman who put the bombs at the RNC on Jan 5th.

But wait! There’s more!

Anyone who believes it’s going to take AI to find out fossil fuels are killing us all rapidly is a complete fucking moron.

That’s brand new United Health Group CEO Andrew Witty. Not, y’know. The other one.

Considering the whole thing was made up to suppress Democratic voting power, and then later to steal billions of dollars to give army weapons to cops, yeah of course it was a disaster.

We know.