• AllNewTypeFace
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    5 months ago

    Is the “wood if notes box” thing meant to be some kind of magical incantation for evading legal obligations?

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      5 months ago

      I read that part of the sentence about 20 times and I still haven’t got a clue what it’s supposed to mean.

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        5 months ago

        “Wood” = “would”

        These posts are allergic to punctuation. So there also should be a “.” or something after the “would”.

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            I can’t decide if it’s “notes box” or “box bankers”.

            I do know that it’s best to not burn too much brain power trying to decipher lunatics.

      • AFK BRB Chocolate@lemmy.world
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        You have to get fluent in misspellings, wrong words, and lack of punctuation to read SovCit. It’s “…like I knew they would; if notes box bankers…”

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          I mentally added in the spelling and punctuation when I read it, it still doesn’t make sense to me.

          What are they attempting to say here?

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            My guess:

            note - a banknote or promissory note

            box - like ‘big box store,’ translating to a physical business location

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              Yeah, “big-box-banknote bankers” or even “big-box-bank-ers” makes a little more sense and has the right kind of contempt for this rant. And to be fair, with the consolidation of small banks into major players these days, a tad relatable.