“Hey Base Defense Operations Center, I’m the aeronautics repair man. Is your state of the art fighter-bomber hybrid jet running? Well, then you better go catch it.”
Hope by the time they find it, some bear has decided to claim it as their den and they have to accept it’s the bear’s now.
localized civil war erupts as the forest rangers battle it out with the US army guerilla war style over a bear habitat
If I find it , I am getting a hold on the Chinese embassy asap.
With how hard Amerika tried to salvage that dogshit platform, I’m believing they’re going about all this ‘missing jet’ bullshit so they don’t have to explain how like, the avionics malfunctioned so hard the jet crashlanded or some shit. You can’t pay me to believe that millions of dollars worth of air combat platform, regardless of how dogshit it is at it, can just go missing like this.
OTOH things malfunction at like mach 3 at 20.000 feet or something that’s a pretty big area that it the thing could have feasibly gone and it’d still mean the thing is shit
A fair point to raise
Can’t go anywhere near that fast though.
Maximum speed: Mach 1.6 at altitude
$1,700,000,000,000 program but they didn’t want to spring for the $700 lojack package
“I think I know where it is. Have you tried looking up your dad’s ass? Blammo. Gottem.” click
