• Eheran@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    The solar radiation is a long term problem, like not having food. Having no air is a tiny bit more of a “right now” problem.

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      3 months ago

      Solving Long Term Problems, part 4d:

      Take off your helmet, eat some moon mars rocks. Have your crewmates revive you and put your helmet back on. Chew, swalloe.

      We don’t know what happens after that but you might be OK. If you are hungry enough to eat a planet, you’re hungry enough for science.

      -Cave Johnson

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          I think the that’s a beauty of the unhinged beauty of Cave Johnson

          Maybe with the bouncy moon rock jelly acting as a diet thing

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            3 months ago

            The eggheads claim that ingesting repulsion gel causes random, explosive, uncontrollable and agonizing diarrhea. So I told them to figure it out; how are we supposed to sell this stuff as a water substitute with that holding us back?!