I think it’s deeper than just the tesla bazinga. Getting in your car and driving to a parking lot just to sit there still in your car running the AC and listening to music on speakers while you work is the absolute peak of Amerikkkan carbrain.
Yeah man, but soon it’ll be automated man and I’ll be able to work while I commute bro. Like then I’ll be able to like, live 4 hours from the city and still be able to get a face to face with the boss (gotta for those promotions that happen on the back 9) and do a full work day man, gotta hustle and Elon got my back cuz he’s like my boy man.
Gotta send out your fully automated Tesla to collect fares for you from fellow bazinga commuters so you have enough passive income to buy DogeCoin so you can go to the moon financially so you can go to the moon for real with infinite VR AI waifus once SpaceX moon tickets are available and your real estate on the moon is ready
That’s because Effective Altruism™ is about immortal cyber-angels of the future thanking us for making billionaires as rich as possible in the present.
that tries to look down on you for preferring to work from home.
Hates other people so much they’d rather sit in a box in the middle of a parking lot then in a cafe.
They have to justify their expensive shitty Tesla purchase somehow
I think it’s deeper than just the tesla bazinga. Getting in your car and driving to a parking lot just to sit there still in your car running the AC and listening to music on speakers while you work is the absolute peak of Amerikkkan carbrain.
Yeah man, but soon it’ll be automated man and I’ll be able to work while I commute bro. Like then I’ll be able to like, live 4 hours from the city and still be able to get a face to face with the boss (gotta for those promotions that happen on the back 9) and do a full work day man, gotta hustle and Elon got my back cuz he’s like my boy man.
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America delenda est
Gotta send out your fully automated Tesla to collect fares for you from fellow bazinga commuters so you have enough passive income to buy DogeCoin so you can go to the moon financially so you can go to the moon for real with infinite VR AI waifus once SpaceX moon tickets are available and your real estate on the moon is ready
None of these words are in the bible
That’s because Effective Altruism™ is about immortal cyber-angels of the future thanking us for making billionaires as rich as possible in the present.
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Now that’s a hacker mindset! Hack the planet!