• Nightwingdragon@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    The quote should be put with spoiler tags and a surgeon general’s warning that reading the contents has been shown to lower your IQ by at least four percentage points, and prolonged exposure to even seeing the words on the screen could cause permanent brain damage.

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      3 months ago

      It’s okay I already have permanent brain damage, I can translate for everyone.

      It says,

      Donald Trump is tired of changing his pants every time someone mentions debating Harris, so we respectfully decline.

      Thank you,

      Your future inmate president.

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        3 months ago

        Implying Trump changes when he shits himself is far too generous. People literally say he smells of shit.

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      3 months ago

      Little late now, now all I want is a truck at 37%, Trump president and strangely threatened by accomplished women.

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      3 months ago

      Yeah it says “remember that old racist dog whistle we used to use with the previous minority president? Let’s try that again, but throw in a little McCarthyism.”