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arrow-up1442arrow-down1imageI barely rule howlemmy.mlkingthrillgore@lemmy.ml to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zone · edit-23 months agomessage-square25fedilink
minus-squareGluWu@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up49·3 months agoMe either, I shitpost via astral projection.
minus-squareToribor@corndog.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·3 months agoBrowsing the Internet is a lot like pondering my orb.
minus-square_NoName_@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 months agoUsing twitch is alot like being the orb pondered
minus-squareTotallynotJessica@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up29·3 months agoI don’t need to use a computer because I only exist as a lemmy user. I don’t exist outside of the interwebs
minus-squareGluWu@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·3 months agoIf the gay people in my phone were real I would kiss them.
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·3 months agoThat’s exactly what someone pretending not to be Jessica would say. Color me suspicious, “not” Jessica. I’m onto you.
minus-squareTotallynotJessica@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·3 months agoMy name is TotallynotJessica because I don’t have a corporeal form. There’s no physical Jessica behind this account, honest!
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·3 months agoIf you’re really an incorporeal entity, how many fingers am I holding up‽
minus-squareTotallynotJessica@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·3 months agoI don’t unlock omnipotence until level 12 unfortunately. Takes a lot of grinding to get xp 😔
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 months agoMmhmm. This is feeling more and more Jessicay by the minute!
minus-squareDharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 months agoIm sorry. Please don’t haunt me!
Me either, I shitpost via astral projection.
Browsing the Internet is a lot like pondering my orb.
Using twitch is alot like being the orb pondered
I don’t need to use a computer because I only exist as a lemmy user. I don’t exist outside of the interwebs
If the gay people in my phone were real I would kiss them.
😘
That’s exactly what someone pretending not to be Jessica would say. Color me suspicious, “not” Jessica. I’m onto you.
My name is TotallynotJessica because I don’t have a corporeal form. There’s no physical Jessica behind this account, honest!
If you’re really an incorporeal entity, how many fingers am I holding up‽
I don’t unlock omnipotence until level 12 unfortunately. Takes a lot of grinding to get xp 😔
Mmhmm. This is feeling more and more Jessicay by the minute!
Im sorry. Please don’t haunt me!