• Aggravationstation@feddit.uk
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    3 months ago

    Boss: Explain the weed and cocaine.

    Me: Um, they’re awesome…

    Boss: Hell yeah they are! pulls out a spliff and a mirror

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        3 months ago

        naww, so innocent.

        but its for snorting fat lines of coke off of, but thats for fancy cokeheads, any flat and smooth surface will do, a blank cd or your friends mums kitchen bench works well tho.

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          3 months ago

          I have the privilege of knowing someone from my early childhood years who has too much money.

          He showed me a picture of some multimillionaire dickhead he knows, who uses a slate of ancient polished obsidian for nothing other than his coke plate.