A man has appeared in court accused of stealing a packet of crisps worth £1.25.
Patrick McDonagh (37) of Erne Park, Kesh, appeared at Enniskillen Magistrate’s Court on Thursday.
He is facing a single charge of theft, whereby he is accused of stealing crisps to the value of £1.25 from Lakeside Service Station on April 30 of this year.
Translation: “crisps” are what Americans call “chips”.
the type of guy who asks for a chip and grabs a fist full.