They must have swung by when everyone was screeching about cats or those hilarious vegan frenzy episodes.

Time to get the homemade shotguns and ballistic armour from the shed, boys. We going KEN mode on this.

that’s the point of Dredd - he’s an immovable force in a world that is always changing - 2/3 of MC1 was destroyed in The Apocalypse War (maybe the best Dredd story of all time, with The Small House being a close second) and while the system utterly collapsed he pulled everything back from the brink. Although in later years, as Dredd has grown older, the storylines have gave him a lot more depth and perspective - recent events caused him to seriously question the system he spent an entire lifetime protecting and it’s a theme that crops up now and then in subsequent story arcs proving him to be way more than the Future Dirty Harry he was initially created and satirised as.

Would be pretty tight. Everyone in the US would get a car and a copy of some low-rent self-help book based on the idea of substituting different emotions for different fruit.

Today, I am feeling strawberry with a hint of mandarin.

Got stuck in the middle of some police action there a few years ago. Place I was at was surrounded by pigs while they searched for folk in the park and gardens. Firing off tear gas everywhere - and that shit actually works, hellish stuff. It eventually calmed down and we were allowed back on the streets, a few burning barricades across the roads and torn up asphalt. I thought it was all hilarious and easy after seeing similar shit in Glasgow, the group of professionals I was with were fucking bricking it lol, apart from one guy who told me stories about his time in LA during the riots in '92.

Just let him grind it out, until he pops it live on television - with some kind of vicious bowel-evacuation event. So the lasting memory of this fucking bastard is him on the floor in a pool of his own piss and shit and vomit and blood.

HOI is the game that people say, ‘…oh yeah, I play Paradox games’ but never say exactly what Paradox game they play. Then you look at their socials and it’s full of Azov and NAFO shit.

For the love of all that is Holy and beautiful, please no-one tell him about Europa Universalis.

Uhhh… you’re making balloon versions of Disney characters and rubbing them together like they’re fucking? Because the advert for Benzo The Clown never mentioned the fucking part.

Look, you can have all the cake you want and maybe some juice. But don’t think the fucking thing will get you any extra cash.

The motherfucking internet.

Before, cranks like this would be relegated to MSPaint and printing out this shit at home and handing it out on street corners or sending it through an ad in the back of Fortean Times or pre-insanity White Dwarf. Now Gunther can fire up his fully-paid CC version of Illustrator, mangle a few vector maps from Wikipedia and spunk them out onto Twitter so everyone can see.

Make the tolerances too tight and the body parts will interact with each other in unfortunate ways - shell gets too hot, metal expands, and you can’t open or close the doors. Window glass will crack etc.

Watch these fucking life-size HotWheels fly apart when it gets too cold or too hot.

Downloaded / watched the first episodes of that new Star Wars show, just out of curiosity and badness. Plot aside, it is the most boring-looking shit I have ever seen.

Every scene has the Kodak 2395 LUT on it because it’s a guaranteed way of holding back any colours that blow out and knocking the exposure down while upping the contrast. Exterior shots looks flat as fuck - flat as a strap - because it was filmed on a digital set the size of a garage so there’s no scope for interesting lighting. Like, witness how awesome Andor’s ext. shots look, even the boring ones, just because they were filmed with natural light and an eye for scale. I do 3D for a living and watching this was actually painful. Just pure mince from the get go.

I won’t get into the way that everyone snoozes through each scene like they are on fucking Mogadon and the utterly bizarro premise of hiding the Maltese Falcon map behind a series of goofy videogame QTE’s when they could have just barreled it into a star or a dead moon if they really wanted to hide it. Or, even, y’know, fucking destroy it…

He forgot to mention that one time he travelled to the centre of our solar system in a ship carrying a bomb that was designed to kickstart our sun’s core before it died and wiped out all life.

That was warm.

is the ‘@’ in their name our equivalent of the Twitter blue checkmark? Because i’ve seen nothing but garbage fall out these clowns’ brains.

ahem I think you’ll find they are called iHens, actually. Each one has been spliced with Jobs’ DNA, so instead of clucking they constantly say ‘boom’.

Pure, unfiltered and undiluted clown. It is so potent it acts like a reserve when the rest of the body needs to be replenished.

Joe is, in all actuality, a clown camel.

If you told Joe that Apple own a warehouse full of genetically altered chickens that actually laid iPhones he’d stare at you, slack-jawed and wonder why this hasn’t been reported in the press. Just a fucking clown from his toes to his eyelashes.

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Channel Blocker for YouTube. Stop all those horseshit channels from reappearing in your suggestions.

Control Panel for Twitter. Allows you to customise your homepage by removing / changing parts of the UI, blocking ads and whatnot.

Save webP as png / jpg. Right-click to save those fucking awful files as something you can actual use.

Unwanted Twitch. Add channels / games / tags and keywords to a universal blacklist that stops them from appearing in the ‘Browse’ or recommended sections. Great for filtering out mince like IRL streams, shit like LoL etc. and chud streamers.

Never use 7z, because I do design work for a living and sending things to clients should be as trouble-free as possible - lots of corporate setups don’t allow additional programs to be installed, so zip files are a baseline for things that everyone, anywhere, can open. People have enough trouble trying to understand a WeTransfer download link, let alone some bizarro file format that could be flagged by their antivirus.

There will be massive performance issues due to driver support and in the way modern Adobe apps use the GPU to handle a lot of the work. Over the past few years as GPU’s have become insanely powerful, Adobe have retooled a lot of their apps to make use of that number-crunching - before you could bruteforce it with a decent CPU but now a lot of program functions are handled by the graphics card - even things like canvas scaling and rotation are only active using the GPU.

Until Adobe make native versions (and there is corresponding driver support - nVidia run drivers built specifically for creative apps like those from Adobe and Autodesk), I wouldn’t even consider using Linux for any type of creative work, to be honest.