Remember when Seth motherfuckin Family Guy MacFarlane had to be the voice of reason in the room and point out what an awful idea that would be? Wild times we live in.

I don’t think they stopped.

Thank Michael Moore for that one.

They all still want Jon Stewart to run

Would be pretty tight. Everyone in the US would get a car and a copy of some low-rent self-help book based on the idea of substituting different emotions for different fruit.

Today, I am feeling strawberry with a hint of mandarin.

The right choice is 84 y/o Joe Biden

Careful! They might recycle another idea.

Michelle Obama too. Why? Because he was ’s wife and that’s good enough.

Ellen for vice president wooooo

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