In a whisper say, “I have explosive diarrhea.”

No one will question you the next day when you’re back at work acting mostly normal.

What a bizarre take. I could be this dude to a “T” (though I’m a touch taller and have a little bit more body fat, if we’re being pedantic) and I have zero issue with pronouns at all because I’m that secure. Like, if you don’t care as the super secure male alpha you’re pretending to be, then you really don’t care if you have to add pronouns. Because you don’t care.

Homeboy does care. And that’s pretty weak.

Guess he’s not the alpha he pretends to be.

Hexbear

It’s paradise for lost Redditors.

“How dare someone tell me to post hog out.”

The average Hexbear user:

“They’re doing the environment good but for all the wrong reasons. The unmitigated greed is dizzying.”

As an Old, should I know who the other people are (sans Amber)?

The more I think about it…

Biden represents the last acceptable Democrat on all fronts, and that’s mostly because of Obama. Which is weird to think about. I think you’re first paragraph infers a greater point: there’s no one sitting on the bench that can satisfy the party apparatus while garnering any mainstream appeal.

Conversely, Trump is the only widespread acceptable Republican and frankly, that’s because he’s not a Republican.

Post 2024 is going to be wild.

“China bad. They built a train station.”

lol

They’d probably put up Kamala to lose on purpose since anyone to the left of “Standard Democrat” is poison to the party. So yeah, hoist up Kamala, watch her lose spectacularly, then blame it on Republicans being racist and sexist.

That’s objectively awesome! Please keep a log somewhere. I’m always interested in cool shit like this.

Watch: her gofundme is going to rake in $10M.

“I think he’s going to pork her, dad.”

“He’s not going to pork her, Rus.”

Don’t always interact but I enjoy your posts. I’ve had some shitty times on Hexbear but the good outweighs the bad. Hopefully you can weather the storm but totally understand if you can’t.

Hang in there, friend.

I’ve been feeling down for a while for the last few months. And on most days (when I can’t interact with anyone outside of work and family), I go for a walk (and/or workout) and cook dinner. It doesn’t stop the depression but does seem to keep me from wallowing in despair.

o7 o7 o7

Just vote your way out of poverty!!!

Dropping one of these preemptively.

It takes colloidal silver to activate the healing powers.

Drink up.

Thank Michael Moore for that one.

Yes, young Lib padawan. Let the stupid flow through you.