Best he’s looked in ages, honestly
He’s getting a bbl and ab implants while under as a 3fer
Nature is healing.
Poor guy got trapped in one of those totalitarian Chinese cum factories
He was away from home for too long.
They forgot to get more Brazilian soil for him to sleep in.
Just fucking die already lol
No fucking way. This man is already more hospital than man.
Is this because of the investigation that could unironically lead to the arrest of
Hillary ClintonJair Bolsonaro?69th time’s the charm, as they say
Dropping one of these preemptively.
He loves the hospital lifestyle
I wonder if it’s like one of those “buy ten coffees, get the 11th on free” type of deals. Dude’d be on his fourth coupon by now.
Does anyone else think he looks like if they’d cast Sam Neill to play John Hammond?
He does look like Sam Neill. I even joked with some friends about this, lol.
Dude even got fucked up by an Emu once, which is basically a dinosaur. I am sensing a pattern here.
A third operation to correct his intestine, that was also expected this month, has been rescheduled by doctors.
“The third one is for October or November,” Bolsonaro told Reuters.
lmao and he’s not done yet
they gotta clean the rocks out of his gizzard
and swab out the craw
LMAO someone finally told him what the B in BRICS stands for
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