If they’re not available until February of next year then a lot of the models and textures could be changed or updated by then. Not entirely related but I couldn’t stand the newer Tomb Raider games. I could only play for 15 minutes at a time before I got bored. Reminded me a lot of Max Payne 3 where it just dragged on and on and on, just the same repetitive shootouts in a way I never felt with the first two Max Payne games. Couldn’t even care about the story because as soon as I’d be surprised that a character double crossed me it’d turn out they actually triple double crossed me, and oh now they’re dead so who cares. Who was that guy again? Oh well, on to the next set piece. I swear there was a whole Era of AAA games that were boring as fuck.

Freedom and personal liberty seem like vague nothing words that get thrown out by liberals. I see a lot of being allowed the freedom to buy a deathtrap vehicle and the personal liberty to look at weird things on the internet but thats about it. But what are some concrete freedoms that a Chinese person isn’t allowed to do vs an American? Are there some personal liberties that you think AES countries, past or present, have restricted that went too far in your opinion? Was that thing about East Germany not letting people listen to rock music true? Are you allowed to make fun of Xi on Chinese internet?

Me drinking directly from the orange juice container while I stand infront of the toilet to piss: “See anything you like, ladies? 😎”

Why is it that you hear with your ears but you don’t smell with your mells?

Ah, see I’m a shuffle enjoyer. I like to have a random set of episodes I listen to everyday. Sometimes you get the same episode too close together, sometimes you hear one you haven’t heard in a while. It’s like a box of chocolates: you always know you’re going to get chocolate.

Woke up this morning to walk to work, put in my headphones, turned on CumTown. Listened to it all day at work, occasionally pausing to look at a CumTown animation or compilation on YouTube. Got home, turned my headphones off, set them on their charger, picked up my bluetooth computer headset, turned it on, played a CumTown livestream. The livestream started buffering and I didn’t want to wait so I opened a file called cumtown dot fpl on my computer which opens Foobar2000 with a CumTown playlist set to shuffle. I think I have a problem.

I’ll never tell~ It’s definitely not up my aaaaaaaaaass~

Is this the start of Ukraine’s “allies” turning against them? “Sorry, I mean we loved the fascism and all but you’re starting to be an inconvenience. Keep this up and you’ll be downgraded from European back down to slavs.”

Are kids still saying “rizz”? That didn’t last too long, did it?

Eh, they figured it out in ancient times, it can’t be that hard.

We should bring back eunuchs. Who’s with me?

Fuck it, I like microplastics. Go ahead and cancel me.

I went four hours this morning not working. I got paid to take a third of an edible and post for four hours. And I should still be paid twice as much and have free healthcare and housing .

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dUq4qz9-JVk

Might be better off just building a potato cannon that shoots oscars at people

I was going to make a silly comment about how gold wouldn’t make for good bullets but that got me down a rabbit hole of looking up what Oscar’s are made of and if there have ever been bronze or gold bullets. Apprently Oscar’s are solid bronze and gold plated. And while bronze bullets do exist they seem to be more for target practice and not serious shooting, and while there are some meme gold bullets I saw on YouTube, gold is actually not as soft as lead and therefore wouldn’t be as suitable.

Now I’d be interested to see that play out. I think it’d be really funny if Trump stopped the war just to own the dems, but that would be a good thing happening so I doubt it. But if Trump does continue how are the Libs going to respond? Like if he sends over a few billion more dollars will Liberals have to become anti war or pro Trump? What particular kinda pretzel will they bend themselves into I wonder.

How is Scrooge McDuck rich? He never sells the stuff he finds, he just hoardes it in a big bin. Where’s the money coming from?

I loved the angry face emojis and the people saying “f you” instead of fuck.