FactuallyUnscrupulou [he/him]

Could you please stand a little closer to the lathe for a little while longer? I want the coolest possible outcome.

I don’t have red hair either…

I’m not white, I’m Irish!

Why tf is this loser rehashing a 26 year old joke?

I don’t understand your joke. When did South Park do a Barbara Streisand episode and what did they pick on her for?

I would love nothing more than these two schmucks to never produce another episode again.

I remember reading over a decade ago that meteorologists and climate researchers gave up on us collectively solving the problem and were deciding to move to the most resilient territories and planning to live off grid.

I play disc golf and my city has a weekly random doubles league which is more focused on making friends than competition. I joined a community organization to push our local officials to fix stuff. I also try to take art classes when possible. I’ve done all that stuff for a year now and still only really have acquaintances or distant friends, it will take time to figure out which ones I truly feel comfortable with and can confide in. For reference most people I see at these things are 30+, those folks are slower to warm up to each other since they usually have adult commitments. I did a lot of these same activities in my 20s too and you’re right it was easier to become close with people in a shorter timeframe than it is now.

Crazy to think this could be the 8th and final year of the Sanders admin. Would democrats be entirely different people if they didn’t have to be so invested in the Trump/Biden dichotomy?

You can tell a girl you’re a communist but only if it’s cuz you actually read a lot of theory.

Oh, your just gonna post on a leftist forum about your dope ass recipes and not tell us what they are. We’ll keep your secrets safe.

I’ve been doing a thing the last few years and I would like more of you to do this thing.

Whenever people talk about irregular bowel movements or loose stool from certain dietary choices. I interrupt them and inform them that I have a much different experience than theirs and that my bowel movements are regular and consistent texture no matter my diet. I then give them recommendations to several doctors in the area that they could visit to further understand these issues they are having.

I do this because first of all I am grossed out by this topic so I ensure that everyone involved be uncomfortable. I also have genuine concern for these people’s health and need to get through to them that what is happening in their guts is not normal and that they may need help.

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I’m talking to my best friend back in Minnesota about visiting and doing a camping trip in the Northeast. Problem is he is a terrible planner. He talked about him coming out this year but he was wishy washy, and now his employer is threatening to not rollover all the PTO he didn’t use! I absolutely do not understand having a blue collar job and not using every possible hour of sick leave and PTO. His only input for a camping trip is to do a mountain hike, it’s some real bruh moments.

It’s this new/old trend of using left wing rhetoric to communicate right wing themes. I’m so sick of it and we aren’t even into the election year.

If money is a form of speech, it’s actually unconstitutional to deny me the ability to purchase something. Therefore an embargo that prevents me from buying Cuban cigars is illegal.

I want to start pirating and I want a forever solution to media management. Photos, music, movies/television, audiobooks/podcasts, even construction literature I use for work. I don’t know where to begin however. I’m just thinking I’ll need to spend an incredible amount of money if I ever want to continue any subscription model.

I still check the hobby and city subs that are relevant to me and I’ve noticed r/all has become a reactionary mess. Specifically noticed a pattern of hatred for climate change activism and support of vigilante or police suppression of these movements. I’m not sure if regular libs have been migrating to Lemmy leaving only the worst posters or if they are just becoming shittier.