HamManBad [he/him]

I went to a steak and shake that had absolutely no employees facing the lobby. You just tapped your order into a big iPad and then eventually someone would peek out from the kitchen and leave food for you. I was honestly surprised how soulless it felt, it blew me away. I always hated the fakeness demanded of fast food cashiers but this… the alienation was so depressing. Life is becoming a giant vending machine where all the efforts of labor are hidden behind a screen in an attempt to make everything feel futuristic

It’s not explicit because if you’re funny we let you evade the ban for a while. Be funnier

I think the veneer of liberal democracy will absolutely collapse in our lifetime. And I’m not so sure that the would-be plantation societies in the imperial core will be able to successfully re subordinate the global south. The periphery just might pull off something special before the full collapse

It’s our job to make sure they aren’t the ones that make it

Same thing with universal healthcare. It’s way cheaper for businesses, but the current US system gives them tons of leverage. Power at all costs

Because he’s only talking about politicians, not the capitalists. Washington DC is north of Richmond. He seems to have a Joe Rogan level understanding of politics

I use they for cis people. I hope the English language completely de-genders at some point, in the same way that Finnish only has “hän”. I’m also incredibly socially awkward so defaulting to they for everyone frees precious mental capacity to act like talking comes naturally to me

That was probably just a case of

I wish my testicles were shiny and chrome

No it clearly says “wears Che Guevara’s T-shirt”. We were all given an actual shirt worn by Che during his lifetime as part of our initiation into Tankiedom, did you not get yours?

Ah but you see, Russia is bad and we are good. Even if we are doing the same things, we are doing it because we’re good and they’re doing it because they’re bad. Silly tankies.

Is he talking about how white Americans try to make Mediterranean food? Because this is exactly the kind of thing my aunt would make when she was on the “Mediterranean diet”

No he posted bail immediately

He sucked at administering the state but his political priorities were some of the best of any US president

I thought this was parenti until about halfway through

In other news, a hospital system in Rockford IL closed the last remaining hospital on the poorer east side, and then the CEO put a bust of himself in the remaining hospital on the west side to congratulate himself on making so much money for the health system