I teach outdoors for school groups in a nature area and a part of that process is a discovery hike. Its me, about 12 kids, and a parent chaperone and as we are walking through the woods we see a deer. All these kids, who were in 4th grade, were so excited! We very quietly watched it grazing around in this woods, not giving us any mind at all, when it sort of gets its antlers tangled in some vine and ends up pulling a dead tree down on top of it.

The deer is now flailing under a whole ass tree that collapsed right on to it, and it clearly is suffering. It is making the worst kinds of noises and I have the parent keep the kids back as I approach this crazed stag. It clearly suffered head trauma and was bleeding. The worst part is that it was right on the path back and, due to the terrain, there was really no way to get around this deer without being close to it. After trying and failing to get the deer loose, I had the children all vlimb over the tree and we went back. To top it off they all immediately got on the bus to go home, so it was the last memory these kids had of the place.

I ended up going back and putting the deer down. Absolutely traumatizing.

You sound like you live in your mom’s basement

All I hear is the shit in your mouth from all the boots you’ve licked

Your business is licking shit off boots

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Go lick some boots

That’s… why I’m here

I think that Batman and Robin is the most perfect representation of Batman that has ever been put to film. It captures the wackiness so well

Batman and Robin.

I was obsessed with Long John Silver as a child, but I think I might enjoy the character of Captain Ahab more nowadays. I guess I have a thing for flawed maritime literary characters

The other night I was chatting with a friend of mine about how I used to have a lego figure who I played with a lot; kind of a main character in my adventures. As I was talking about some of the adventures I took this lego dude on, I remembered that they would transform from a man to a woman all the time as a sort of superpower.

This is gonna be a deeply unpopular opinion but the Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time is my least favorite game I ever played. I like rogs but never owned a nintendo and my friend was always raving about it so I finally played it a few years back and I just hated it. The gameplay didn’t feel good which I expected given it was still the wild west of 3d graphics but the thing that really annoyed me was how much sitting and waiting you had to do. All enemies are just sit, wait, dodge, hit in the right spot, repeat. Plus everyone wants to talk to you to tell you everything about the gameplay instead of just letting you figure it out. I found the whole experience frustrating.

I have been inside all day because of a hurricane but I did get a lot of cleaning done

She would learn what I have planned for the next dnd session but otherwise not much

Haha I think I would describe it more like erector sets than lego but yes it is very similar. We put the whales in the ground for ~18 months and then pull them out and out them together piece by piece

I have a lot of experience reconstructing whale skeletons for museums and such. I do it as a hobby with a friend of mine who is the marine mammals recovery coordinator for the state of North Carolina.

I was thinking Mass Effect but Halo totally works too!

A soldier really hates computers, like a lot

Good minds and all that ;)

At least book gandalf just growled it. A growl to me is a lot quieter than what movie gandalf did