ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months agoMan Wishes He Was Dumb Enough to Be Happy All the Timethehardtimes.netexternal-linkmessage-square59fedilinkarrow-up1742arrow-down19
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minus-squarejwt@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 months agoThat’s because you’re a dumbass. Happy now?
minus-squareLemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoThat’s because huffing paint while listening to Theo Vonn podcasts has a tendency to cause amnesia.
minus-squareActers@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoYou at least know there’s a weekend
minus-squareActers@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoThat’s gotta count for something, right?
I don’t remember being interviewed.
That’s because you’re a dumbass. Happy now?
You know what? Yes, yes I am!
That’s because huffing paint while listening to Theo Vonn podcasts has a tendency to cause amnesia.
How do you know what I do on my weekends?
You at least know there’s a weekend
It’s easy when every day’s a weekend!
That’s gotta count for something, right?