“At the Wank Mountain in Garmisch-Partenkirchen, Germany, this Wankbahn brings you to the Wankhaus on top, where there’s a Wank View observation area.
Wank Tickets cost €27, but there’s also an unlimited “Wank Leisure Pass” for €175 that’s pretty handy.”
Given that Austria has renamed Fucking to Fugging, Wank is probably the best you can do in that part of the world.
lmao