The monotheistic all powerful one.

  • @Flamangoman
    31•2 months ago

    Could god microwave a burrito so hot even he couldn’t eat it?

    • Bizarroland
      7•2 months ago

      All of the “is infinite power so powerful that it could overpower its own power” type questions just annoy me.

      Is infinite power so powerful it can do something that it can’t do?

      Yes it can. And then it can do that anyway. Otherwise it wouldn’t be infinite.

      • @[email protected]
        20•2 months ago

        Could god create an “is infinite power so powerful that it could overpower its own power” type question that you wouldn’t find annoying?

    • HonkyTonkWoman
      4•2 months ago

      Only if he broke into a radio station & doused that burrito with hot sauce from a battery powered toy gun!

      Also, I’m gonna need a football helmet full of cottage cheese & any naked pics of Bea Arthur you happen to have lying around.

    • IninewCrowEnglish
      2•2 months ago

      I think that’s how he created our universe 5,000 years ago … he’s just waiting for us to cool off so can eventually take a bite.

      If he bites too soon, we might end up on the floor though :(