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arrow-up1458arrow-down1imageAnon has trouble assimilatingsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 13 hours agomessage-square19fedilink
minus-squareDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up95·edit-212 hours agoYou don’t fuck the pillows, that would be disrespectful. Instead you lay next to them, stare lovingly into their eyes, and beat your dick so hard that it gets a restraining order and files for custody of your balls.
minus-squareTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·12 hours agoApart from the pillow’s involvement, how is that different than a normal Tuesday night?
minus-squareSkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up7·6 hours agoOnly if you’re a weird Republican
minus-squaredumbasslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 hours agoCouches are sluts, they’re up for anything.
minus-squareDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·12 hours agoMom makes meatloaf on Tuesdays.
You don’t fuck the pillows, that would be disrespectful. Instead you lay next to them, stare lovingly into their eyes, and beat your dick so hard that it gets a restraining order and files for custody of your balls.
Apart from the pillow’s involvement, how is that different than a normal Tuesday night?
You don’t fuck it
What about the couch?
Only if you’re a weird Republican
Couches are sluts, they’re up for anything.
Mom makes meatloaf on Tuesdays.