‘I know’
What’s your best pickup line?
Respond super excited, like when you meet someone who shares the same niche hobby than you: “I like girls too! So tell me, what have you found to be the best technic to eat pussy?”
“Hi, Lesbian, I’m Brian.”
And I’m married, so I’m kind of asexual (at work), so we’re ought to be friends!
It’s probably a way for her not to be flirted with. To protect herself. So I’d say something reassuring like that.
“Good for you, but what does that have to do with the job?”
And by job I mean my penis.
“Hi, Lesbian, I’m anon.”
“I, too, am a connoisseur of fine pussy.”
A thespian you say? Why, I was in a production of Hamlet myself!
Thespians? Aren’t those illegal in 7 states?
E tu, brute?
It’s time for anon to drop the classic dad joke
“Neat.”
I respond by hoping I’m a girl in this scenario. Anon forgot to specify.
“cool, let’s smash!”
Hi Lesbian, I’m Anon.