So? Why is he out of breath?
Lack of Cardio
But he drove in a car…?
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Jpeg2000, love it. Still no support in Google chrome.
But also CARdio – “but he drove a CAR”
He’s 62 years old
It’s a taxi and the back door is open in the last panel, he didn’t even drive.
Nebraska Spiderman had to do the Flintstones thing with the Taxi
Why are you outta breath?
That cloud of smoke coming from the taxi isn’t exhaust fumes. It’s weed smoke.
He is a little thick though too. He needs a sidekick that follows him around with a couch and a bong.
I need a sidekick like that, too
You know. In all the iterations of spiderman in the spiderverse, I’m surprised there hasnt been a ground spiderman who digs burrows and pops out of the ground to attack foes.
That’s just Moleman with extra steps.
Can you imagine if Nebraska Spiderman was more like a wolf spider? Just jumping out at MFs.
Im just imagining spider-man sprawled on all fours rushing people at 60 miles per hour and jumping at them.
Wolf spiders are the best and don’t make webs. I would love to see a version of Spider-Man based on this!
Based on the existing Spider-Man’s power compared to that of an actual spider, Wolf-Spider-Man would just be an actual xenomorph.
This is the funniest shit I’ve seen on here in a long time
So true, I drove through Nebraska once. So sparce, so boring.
His Spidey Sense™ is so strong he responds before the question is asked (also this is why he made it in time, he was chasing a taxi an hour in advance to be just a bit late)
His superpowers come from radioactive mac ‘n’ cheese.
This is gold, thanks for sharing.
Taximan
Cat-Lassie will save us.
