• Gork@lemm.ee
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    8 days ago

    I think he was also on drugs just about the entire time. Who else likes hang gliding that much?

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    8 days ago

    Jason: I killed a lot and I mean a lot of animals on that island and I got really really good at it, so good that it became boring, so I started using them to help me kill people, that was pretty fun to watch… Hansel and Gretel a mountain lion into their camp, throw a rock at it and wait for the symphony of screaming and gun shots… So that’s how I got this one.

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