Mine are still in storage.

Have you seen the elf care system in this country!?

I want to be a dentist

Candy cane sounding

Ich dachte es wäre um elf!

Just fixing these dolls’ teeth.

Trapped under cat. Send help.

A dwarf at elf practice? I’d never live it down.

Because I’m a Dwarf.

I have a note

Please excuse 👍Maximum Derek👍 from elf practice today. He had to had tummy trouble while visiting his grandma who died and then had to go to the dentist.

-- Mrs 👍Maximum Derek👍’s Mom

I’m still in storage in Tacoma.

I’ve fallen and can’t get up.

I was at Deer Club.

I can’t get it to come down

Too busy scaling a mountain at a near 90 degree angle because I crave that mineral.