How I imagine textbooks look in the Idiocracy universe… which is slowly merging with our own.
This is from a religion textbook, teaching what Adam named these things in the garden of eden. Interestingly we get the word “fuck load” from this passage in the Bible:
“And Adam named the bees what he did, and so a gathering of them became a fuckload as Adam saw how many bees there were, and was pleased.”
Actual terms:
- conspiracy of ravens
- flight of pigeons
Ravens are smart, but I really don’t think they’re planning anything nefarious. Pigeons on the other hand…
Podcast of white men
Precinct of racists
Ah Martin Landau, the GOAT of goats
I would have gone with John Darnielle myself
Shitstorm would actually fit pigeons nicely
I care, little voles. I care.
A fuck load of bees is correct tho.
LOL yes I’m all for mocking species-specific group names. Just say “bunch” or “group” and everybody knows exactly what you mean.
A bunch of bananas.
A group of people.
I like it!
No matter how many times I see this, “A 101.5 ‘The Hammer’ FM of Moths” makes me giggle every time.
A 97X bammm the future of rock n roll of rain men
Thank you for making me laugh on a day when I’ve felt so much anger.
A drawer of assorted, mis-matched screws and bolts of sea urchins
Wo-ho
Wo-ho
Can’t touch this
