I have an argument for changing the date that could convince the leave it people.

Imagine celebrating Australia day on a day that isn’t fucking 40 odd degrees? How bout near end of Feb where it’s cooler but not too cool. Where you can get blackout drunk without getting a 3rd degree sunburn! I don’t want heat exhaustion! Plus the sun should be going down earlier, so we can start the fireworks earlier and we can all get home at a reasonable fucking time.

Fuck tradition, let it change like the climate.