• CaptDust@sh.itjust.works
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    Classic. They must have used black ink to endorse the official back-channel warrant waiver. this is why you have to keep a RED pen on your legal persons at all times.

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      They did the rookie mistake of 30 degree angle instead of 45 too. That’ll get you everytime

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      But the 66 gazillion dollars in the government’s account for their straw-man persona (i.e., their name when not written as “FIRSTNAME the live-born human person SURNAME” or whatever the correct incantation is) should be more than enough to cover that, the discharged debt from their car purchase and any outstanding child support.

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    They probably forgot to use the Cyrillic monocular O (ʘ) on their custom plate. It casts a nearly unbreakable bureaucratic protection spell when used correctly. 🤣