Good morning Melburnians and visitors
Temp 21°c today ⛅️
Housemate and I are on the house hunt and we found this lovely house in a place we love, and in very fine print it says you aren’t allowed to use the carport/granny flat or the shed…
Why the fuck would I pay to use half the house/property, you’ve got to be fucking joking. What’s more is I don’t want to run into someone in the backyard every other day while I’m paying probably triple their rent. I don’t know maybe I’m being unreasonable, but it just seems ridiculous that you pay all this money to basically have a room mate you don’t even get to pick.
Ugh I hate that. A house I rented in Epping for 5 years had the stipulation that tenants couldn’t use the shed either, so I had to store the yard stuff in the dilapidated sunroom, which I got complaints about because the lawn mower made it smell a bit like petrol. Couldn’t use the sunroom because of the massive holes in the roof, but it smelled like petrol so fuck me right?
Ugh, I feel your pain, it sucks ass to rent from slumlords.
The system really is fucked. God forbid you want to actually use the house you’re paying out the arse for.
Yeah I’d skip that one. Not worth the potential on going drama, which you know for sure there will be. Pass.
Oh, we immediately binned it. If I wanted live in what is basically a glorified apartment block, I would just move into a unit.
I’ve got a shoulder injury from tennis. I’ve watched far too much for my body to handle.
Lifting the remote is serious business
Due to covid protocols I’ve gotta change the channel myself now.
Had me in the first half there
I’m back from Isle of Tasmania
Welcome home. 🤗
nice little ride on the foreshore beach path at pt. lonsdale to the shops.
I usually avoid it this time of year as you have kids running randomly and people walking aimlessly in the middle of the path. But thanks to a young fam riding ahead of me they paved the way doing all the dinging work. They were relentless. Just bulldozed that path no one stood a chance.
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And a little vid of the resident maggie:
She only sings occasionally for me so I have to try and sweet-talk her into it.
Could the lawn PLEASE stop growing?! It’s friggin insane!!!
Went to the tennis tonight. $$ ticket for seeing a couple one sided matches. Just the luck of the draw sometimes but still. Food and drinks were massively overpriced, super crowded and pretty messy in areas. Hate it when you spend a lot of money for a second rate experience.
8 hours of pointing were done.
Didn’t your mom teach you it’s rude to point?
oh I not only pointed, I hosed, scraped, raked and stuffed. Got real sloppy with it in places.
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Jasper coffee is nice but at 6 dollars for a medium cap one could be forgiven I was at the airport!
It’s all getting a bit much now. Definitely would not get coffee from here regularly.
Cries in soy milk surcharge and preference for a mocha.
Can’t have coffee regularly these days any more anyway, but ordering it is definitely a rare treat, not even a weekly indulgence
And oat. Strangely enough there are still cafes around that are reasonable, but they’re never areas I frequent.
I think pizza is on the menu this eve.
Also day written off to bad bad headache. Any headache sufferers find heaches getting worse? It’s now like getting death hangovers without the alcohol. (Luckily it’s not all the time and I know some of my contributors, but hell…)
Is it headache or migraine? There are treatments that can help lessen the frequency and severity in migraines.
I am, but I think it could be eye strain
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Food, glorious food!
Hot sausage and mustard!
While we’re in the mood –
Cold jelly and custard!
Pease pudding and saveloys
What next is the question?My mother of very little musical and pop culture knowledge (terminated after The Beatles and My Fair Lady) would ALWAYS have this on her tongue when trying to raise some kind of enthusiasm (sometimes in herself) around food and cooking.
It’s from the musical Oliver! of about the same vintage as My Fair Lady. Very hummable choons. This one is done by the poor workhouse children dreaming of the food they didn’t get.
Well there you go. My mum was very much into instilling shame in her children for all the starvation and poverty happening in the world (incl. starving Ethiopians). I think it was one of her coping mechanisms from going through periods of food shortage and rationing in her teens and early adulthood.
Not the eternal guilt trip inflicted by all parents in the world on selective eaters - “Think of the Starving Children in Africa!” ??? I think we all copped that. Good for compassion and charitable urges no doubt, but I did wonder how the starving children would benefit by me eating up ALL the celery on my plate (and I hate celery). Surely it would make more sense to send the celery to them if at all possible. Still, the food/family nexus is rarely if ever logical.
“There’s enough rice in that colander to feed a Biafran
@Thornburywitch @bacon… rich gentlemen have it boys… indigestion!
… why yes, I did learn that song for a school production, why do you ask? 😊
Quite like Dodger btw, nice little reboot of the tale, eh.
Looking forward to that when it comes out. Have you read Terry Pratchett’s book Dodger - a real gem imo. Entirely faithful to the spirit of the original, but details different.
@Thornburywitch I was a bit slack there, referring to The Artful Dodger with Tim Minchin, haven’t read the Pratchett one but imagine he’d do the dialogue quite well, right up his alley.
Yes indeedy. Especially the bits about 5,000 years of food safety regulations … which is a nice contrast to Dickens’ rampant anti-semitism. Different story, same setting, and a lot more slapstick. Classic late phase Pratchett.
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🥣🌭Thank you. Some eggs (en cocotte) for you in case you didn’t make it to the shops. 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥘
Thank you. I’m heading to the shops now.
Imma bring Mr Seagoon breakfast in bed.
So can I have some scrambled eggs with a sprig of parsley, lots of lightly buttered wholewheat toast cut in triangles, grilled tomatoes and grilled mushies, orange juice, black coffee and a tray please
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Something cat proof please, don’t wanna share!
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🐟 for kitty
He stole baguette yesterday. Why does this weirdo like bread so much?
Oysters I guess
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Went to Highpoint with the Minis for a free Bluey show. The kids were keen to go but I think it was one of those times when they realised they’re getting older. Managed to get school shoes for the Elder and the kids scored a free ball each. Ate at Schnitz and San Churro (kids choice). Am well tired.
Long slow day at work today. Counting down the minutes until freedom.
Long slow drive myself. The clock feels like it’s rolling backwards
When you’re five mins into google support and they tell you email addresses are case sensitive
Wtf?
Nahhh I don’t believe that wtf
Never encountered that before. Passwords are though.
That’s cos they’re not. I gots me a friggin’ idiot agent
My insanity has been confirmed, but pleased so far.
What is it?
My sofa, I’m patchworking it.
Gorgeous!
Thank ‘ee Ma’am
Ooo the fabric! 🖤
I’ve been playing Spider-Man 2 a lot this weekend and it is absolutely amazing (pun intended). Spider-Man 1 and the Miles Morales game were awesome but this has taken them to an entirely new level. I haven’t read any spoilers on the main story so it keeps continuing to surprise and thrill me.
I love the Batman Arkham games and I’ve been desperately wanting more. This game has possibly surpassed them. Absolutely loving it.
I’m taking a break to pretend to be a human being for a little bit. Just wow.
For me the story felt a tad…. Not flat just… I think it tired to do too much, and miles didn’t get enough screen time as a result. That’s a personal taste thing though.
